from shin's house..... we went to SM .. with Kyle..
ayun c khyle oh... ahehe.. hindi yan ang mommy...
@ BK....
hmm.. well, tastes good....
yan ang mommy.... si mommy khaye.. nakalimutan na c khyle..
ninang cindy > tumataba??.. kain ng kain sa LIKOD!! may nagPPC... mac ang gamit.. ahaha lalapitan ko sana sasabihan ko "miss time is up" extend??" hindi lang yan madami pa.... ahehehe sayang d namin nadala ung "desktop namin ni Cindy" ahahahawala kase extension lolz.
share share.... khyle: "hmmm... am i going to eat this like that ninang?"
mommy 'khaye' oh... heheheadache..
after that we dropped by @ BC Were's Khyle??...
Oh,,, there you are!!!... hmm seems he got something..
mommy,,, can i Keep him??.. hala!! lagot!! tignan mo nga yung price nean khyle!! ahehehe
"Thank you for calling ____ Technical Support This is Anne Agent ID is __ May i have your name please? .... How may I help You today?..
hehe ayan mga lines ko 5 days a week.. syempre nagrerestday din naman ako no.. just like now... hmmm ayun so far so good, nung una mukha pa akong eng eng ee,,, first time ko kase sa call center and i didn't expect na makakapasa ako sa interview ko.. actually kung anu ano na nga lang sinasagot ko nung final interview, kinapalan ko na nga lang yung makapal kong mukha siguro nga kung hindi ko ginawa yun wala bagsak ako. Lakas ng loob ang labanan hehe. Ayun nakaabot ako hanggang training
Training..
happy...! U'll meet different kinds of personality different faces of course hehehe.. and one more thing super cool ng mga trainers. Kaso natatawa ko sa sarili ko hindi ko alam bakit ako napasok dun e walang ginawa mga tao dun kundi magenglishan,,, ako pa naman ung taong mahilig magtransliterate yun bang mula sa tagalog iaapply ko sa english. mali pala yun malamang ahehe.. anyways astig ung training wala kaming ginawa kundi makipagusap na parang robot sa english halos araw araw.. meron ngang signs dun ehh "EOP" akala ko nung una ang meaning nun ENGLISH O PILIPINO wahaha un pala "ENGLISH ONLY POLICY" haha sayang akala ko lulusot ako dun.. masaya ung product training walang ginawa kundi lumamon.. tpos free ka din magtagalog ang bait kase ng trainer namin pretty na sexy pa.. hehe kaya ung mga boys namin ang sisipag pumasok ahehe joke. dame kong nakilala halos lahat sila hindi ako makarelate.. wahehe... pano halos lahat gamer,. eh hindi naman ako gamer lalo na online games.. tapos magic cards wahaha hindi rin ako nglalaro nun. Pero ayus lang masaya parin kahit hanggang ngayon hindi pa ko nagpapasa ng requirements hehe sikret lang yun...
CALLS....
hmmm,, eto exciting.. mixed emotions... kase need mo ilagay ung sarili mo kay customer... amp!! i Hate it!,, lalo na amerikano pa kausap mo.. at ganito:
different kinds of caller:
Una un bang tipong nagmamagaling feeling nya techy siya masyado...
"yeah yeah I know.. You know what?I know these things I've been working on this for years.. IP address blah blah blah"
"oh i see.. Okay that's great! so let us just go ahead and access your GUI"
"what's that?"
diba? epal? anu daw? hahahah natatawa na lang ako ee
Sobrang ay.. anu?
"Okay let's try this password here.. are you ready? capital "A" like apple small "c" like charlie number "7"
"oh i lost you what's after small c? is it capital "7" ?
"no im sorry it's number 7"
wuaaaaat???? "capital 7??" kelan pa ngyri yun? seryoso pa c customer... haha ung agent pa yung nagsorry wahehe
ouch!!!
"were are you located?"
"In the philippines"
"are you serious? that's what im having problems"
oh diba ang saket? sinabi mo lang taga dito ka iisipin na nila bobo ka mag english
wAaaaahhhh!!! Lord forgive me...
"This is fucking ridiculous. I'm totally frustrated!! I'm paying for this but I'm not getting the service" fuck shit all of you... your not helping me!!!!. you sound so uninterested" (eh cno ba magiging interested sa mga pinagsasabi mo?)
After this the issue was resolved
"Oh im sorry because of the bad words I threw you.. I do apologize for being rude, thanks so much for your help"
nyaks!! sabay sorry eh noh?,,, buti na lang nagsorry siya naku!!
hahaha madami pang iba't ibang klase nakakatawa nakakaiyak at nakakainis.. hehe exciting diba??
pero hinde naman hanggang training lang ang narating ko,,, nakapasok naman ako,,, wala kase kayong tiwala e. haha
1. YnaKi - An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?” Contestant: “Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?”
2. Idlepsych - It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff…”
3. Myckle Mouse - In Wowowee, the question was: “Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper’?” The contestant answered: “Napkin!”
4. Dongster - While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: “Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh…”
5. No name - My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?”
6. Ker - My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: “Miss, puwedeng take out?”
7. Loipogi - Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”
8. Frederique - In a burger joint I heard a man say: “Miss, isa ngang ‘amusing’ aloha at saka ‘kidney’ meal.” Server: “Dine in po ba or to go?” The man answered: “Ayoko ng sago!”
9. No name - I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: “Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet.” And she replied: “Ano po, solo o litro?” (coke is it)
10. Marissa - My friend said: “Ang galing ‘no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!”
11. Jasmin - A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: “Ma’am bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, ‘Hesus and Company.”
12. No name - While watching “Apollo 13″, after she heard the line: “ Houston , we have a problem.” My ex-girlfriend asked: “Sino si Houston ?”
13. Dukeman - My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: “Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng ‘autistic’ guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?”
14. No name - We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: “Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?” Her lola replied: “Patron? Eh di Shell!”
15. Ardiepot - Also in a gameshow. Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang ‘teeth’?” Contestant: “Utong!”
16. Missy Ricat - I once heard an emcee say: “Let’s give her a warm of applause!”
17. Epoy - One classmate in highschool said, “Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou!” I corrected him and said, “luminous!” Then he replied, “Oo nga pala, plural!”
18. No name - Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!” Pasahero: “Boss, Cubao?”
19. Jen - Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: “Anong ‘P’ ang Tagalog ng ’storey’ o ‘floor’ ng building?” Contestan: “PIP PLOR!”
20. No name - An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: “Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…”
21. Rome - I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: “It’s a 4-digit number.” He answered, “Uhm…’ROCKY’?”
22. Slowbyslow - I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: “One cup of chino please.”
23. Eve - An officemate once asked: “Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?”
24. Asht - I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: “Uy, stripes din! It’s the color of the day!”
25. Ruby - My sister said of our neighbor who was our arch enemy: “Mamatay na sana kapitbahay natin!” I told her not to say that, coz it might bounce back to us. Then she said, “Ah ganun ba yun? In that case, mamatay na sana tayo!”
26. No name - When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, “Hey, I got a missed call!” My friend said, “Anong sabi?”
27. Jonalou22 - From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”. Host Edu Manzano asked: “Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?” Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”
28. Joeygirl - We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, “Hala, brownout!” Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.
29. Eliteblood - A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: “Ma’am, I already changed your monthly period.”
30. Draco’s Biatch - A home economics teacher asked us: “How do you make wet floor and tow duff?” Translation: “How do you make wheat flour and tough dough”.
31. Kate Molds - During a shower party for my friend, the married women were giving tips on the do’s & dont’s of sexual intercourse, when the bride asked: “Hindi ba kasama yung betlog sa pinapasok?”
32. Loi Pogi - Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay pa.”
This statement came from an agent from another company
MANG KEPWENG: (Mang Kepweng was talking with customer and he could not understand customer so he asked customer) COULD YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME???
Easter is a Christian Festival that celebrates the Resurrection of Jesus Christ. On the third dayafter Good Friday, the day of his crucifixion, now called Easter Sunday, He rose from the dead. Mourners went to His tomb to collect His body. However, He was not there and they were greeted by an angel who said:
"He is risen".
Eggs are a symbol of the new life that returns to nature at Easter Time. The custom of exchanging eggs began long before Easter was celebrated.
It was a custom of the Egyptians and the Persians.
They exchanged eggs decorated in spring colors.
They believed Earth hatched from an egg which contributed to this custom.
Early Christians used red colored eggs to symbolize the Resurrection.
In England they began writing messages and dates on their eggs and exchanging them with friends and loved ones.
In the 1800's, candied eggs were made.
They were open on one end and a scene was put inside.
They were used as table centerpieces.
Rabbits symbolized new life and rebirth in ancient Egypt .
They considered it a symbol of the moon as the moon determines the date of Easter.
The Easter Bunny's visit is based upon a German Legend.
The legend goes that a poor woman decorated eggs for her children to find during a famine.
At the moment they found them, they looked up to see a big bunny hopping away.
while driving my way to work.... i've noticed that the moon is perfectly round that night... "wala lanh share ko lang"...hehe nakakarefresh kase pagmasdan...
There's a lot on my mind so I guess that I'll take it one thing at a time, still sometimes I can't help but wonder why... I sit around all day and I waste my whole damn life away, still thinkin' bout' just what there is to say. Should I say goodnight? ...go to bed, turn out the fucking light and leave you shining in the past. Should I try and forget? ...even though next week it's something I'll regret. Or, should I try and make it last? I think about the day when I felt you'd throw it all away to try and make me feel like I'm the one. and I never ever thought those days would end, but now it seems like they are gone. What more can I say? ...I never wanted it to be this way, and where the hell is yesterday? ...We sure had a blast! I'm sorry that we're living in the past, should we try and make it last?
Hahaha!!! pigsa pigsa pigsa!!!! ewan ko nga ba kung bakit hindi ka maalis sa aking kapwetan..pilit pnagsisiksikan ang sarili kahit wala naman silbi.. haayyy 6 na beses ang pasakit na inabot...
Una,,,
KATANGIAN: Dying (ung tipong sa sobrang sakit eh parang katapusan na ng buhay mo!!! hanep!)
Grabe ang katangian ng pigsa na toh... First time eh,, kaw ba naman hindi ka patulugin nito ng tatlong araw!! pakiramdam ko naubos luha ko nung mga panahon na yun.. LUfet papampam talaga siya.. amp! ni hindi ako makaupo ng maayos at makalakad daig ko pa ata ang isang kawawang lumpo!! walanjo! lahat na ata ng mga santo natawag ko na sa sobrang sakit!!.. akala tuloy ng mga katrabaho ko patay na ko o kaya nabuntis...nakakahiya mang sabihing pigsa... speaking of that naaalala ko tuloy nuong ako'y inonotify nga aking nanay sa HR namin sa opis tawang tawa ang bruha... ng sabihin ba naman na PIGSA ang dahilan kung bakit wala ako.. hahahanep diba?? eh ano naman?? eh kung sayo kaya nangyari toh noh ewan ko lang kung kung kayanin mo...loka ka! pero syempre joke lang yun!.. pakiramdam ko tlaga katapusan na ng buhay ko nun.. sobrang dasal ko na sana pumutok na sha!!.. kaso talagang hindi pa ata right time.. nakS!! gumaganon pa sha ang drama..
isang gabi hindi ko na ata talaga kinaya!!! at naisipan kong tumayo sa aking kinahihigaan,, (nakadapa) napaisip ako pano pala ako bababa? haha nasa taas pala ako ng double deck namin? hayyss waaaahh!!! nilakasan ko na ang loob ko at ayun wag mo ng tanungin kung pano?.. at kahit ako hindi ko matandaan... basta nakababa ako,mdaling araw na nun.. naghanap ako ng gamot!! awa ng Diyos may nakita naman ako pero syempre tinanong ko pa yun sa nanay ko.. haayyy mahimbing shang natutulog nuon kaya nga tinanong ko sha kung pwede ko ba yun inumin tinanong nya din ako ng "alas dose na ba? cge pwede na" sa isip isip ko magaalastres na nun.. anu un? joke?? ewan ko ba auko naman maghintay pa ng alas dose ulit.. gayong mamamatay na ko sa sakit.. basta ininom ko lang sha agad agad... ayun hanggang sa aakyat na naman ako sa kama kong ubod ng taas...kawawang nilalang...
hanggang sa dumating na ang pinakahihintay kong araw... yahoo!!! pumutok din sha!!! yes!!! .... feeling ko nanalo ako sa lotto ng hindi naman tumataya ni minsan.. para kong naakyat ang mount everest ng ako lang kahit takot ako sa heights... para akong nakapatay ng isang kaaway!!! bwahaha.. daig pa ang new year!!
Ikalawa,,,
KATANGIAN: Shytype (ung tipong hindi ko na namamalayan meron na naman pala parang kabuteng tumubo)
mmhhhh masasabi ko naman na hindi sha ganon katindi kumpara sa nauna..hindi sha ganon kasakit... naku sinasabi ko sayo 2 araw na naman ako hindi nakapasok.. ewan ko nga kung may sswelduhin pa ko eh,, mas marami pa kong absent kesa sa mga ipinasok ko e.. daig ko pa General Manager namin kung magpakita... lagi kase un wala sa opis at kung andun man sha ayun nakatago lang sa kwarto nyang hindi mapapasok basta basta at hindi mo sha makikita... andun nga sha pero parang wala.. nakakahiya naman sabihin na nagkapigsa na naman ako sa pangalawang pagkakataon... tae naman talaga as usual dun parin tumubo.. ang nakakagigil na pigsa... ay naku hindi na nagsawa.. ayun pumutok naman agad hindi nya nga din pinaalam na pumutok na sha akala ko meron ako yun pala pumutok na sha.... mahiyain talaga,,
ikatlo....
KATANGIAN: Unidentical twins (aba nagsabay ang dalawa parang nananadya na ata ah)
akala ko tapos na ang pasakit ko... yun pala tapos agad ang maliligayang araw ko .. aruy! aguy aguy!!! eh kaw ba naman dalawa eh ewan ko n lang kung d pa ko kunin ni Lord nyan...ang masakit pa nyan masabihan ka ng hindi ka naliligo! aray! para sabihin ko sa kanila naliligo ako noh!! every other day nga lang.. niwala ka naman? hindi ah!.. bkit ganon hindi kase ako pinagpapawisan ng matindi,,, sabi pa ng iba tataba daw ako un naman tlaga ang pinakahihintay ko.. pero nagulantang ako ng sabihing sa ikapitong pigsa! walanghiya!! yan pampito pa pala! wala bang tawad? eh nakaka apat palang kaya ako! sa bagay 3 na lang!!! waaaahhhhhh,,, kaya ayoko maniwala sa mga sabi sabi lang.. etong dalawang pigsa pang asar hindi pa sabay pumutok nauna pa yung isa.. para isang sakitan na lang sana...mga walang pakisama!!!
hindi nagtagal tatay ko naman ang pina naman shang tinamaan ng bala sa hita at nasabugan ng dinamita!! naconfine pa nga eh.. ayun dinalaw namin sha..take note may pigsa pako nun... dun kami natulog may 3 kama 2 sa pasyente at isa para sa bantay na malapit sa pinto.. ang lamig.. natakot nga ko nung minsan sa kasarapan ng tulog ko biglang bumukas ung pinto tpos may babaeng nakaputi... napatayo ako sa takot babaeng nakaputi langya akala ko whitelady un pala nurse! magbibigay lang ng gamot!!! d man lang kumatok ang bruha!..
Ikaapat....
KATANGIAN: Small but terrible (kepal)
Masasabi kong ang cute nya tignan dahil maliit sha... kakagigil talga!.. bangis!! anliit liit pero wag ka masagi lang sha ng kung anu... mapapsigaw na ko sa ubod ng sakit,,, oo nga pala... one time nung nakahiga ako patagilid.... at patulog na.. pasaway na kapatid ko hindi nya sadyang hampasin ang pwet ko dahil ewan ko ba kung excited akong makita nya ako galing skul o excited shang makita ko sha.. basta un na yun parang tae lang waaaahhh!!! ayun napasigaw ako sa saket... ewan ko kung matatawa ako o magagalit sa kanya!! hanep talga ung araw na yun.. kirot pa ng kirot kala mo laging tinatamaan hindi naman.. kepal nga... hayyss kelan kaya matatapos toh may dalawa pa ata kase panglima ko na toh... hayy tantanan na nila pwet ko ah...
..hayun anung naiwan sakin? nagiwan pa ng mga souvenir ang mga walanghiya... mahal na mahal ako!..ayan nagiwan ng PEKLAT... yan ang pinaka karumaldumal na hatid nila sakin.. ang saya noh? hindi na nakakatuwa...
TANONG:
1. Anong magandang panlunas sa pigsa?
2. Bakit nagkaroon ng pigsa sa mundo?
3. Anu ano ang mga bagay na naidudulot nito sa tao?
4. Ilarawan at iguhit ang pigsa sa isang maliit na papel.
5. Anong aral ang iyong natutunan? at ilang beses nabanggit ang pigsa?
ill give you 3 minutes to answer that.... timer starts now.. english???
